Here’s an Irish joke we heard while touring the Ring of Kerry.

This farmer gets a visit by an agricultural inspector from the Government. He shows him his badge and says he has to have a look around.

The farmer says, Go ahead, but please don’t enter that one area behind the barn.

The inspector shows him his badge and says, This badge gives me the authority to inspect the entire farm, and it is not to be limited in any way.

The farmer says OK, and returns to his chores.

Forty minutes later he hears a commotion from the area behind the barn. He goes over and sees a big bull chasing the inspector who has dropped his clipboard and lost his hat while fleeing.

“Show him your badge! Show him your badge!,” the farmer shouts.


This photo is of a sheepdog trainer.

That small black dog behind the sheep, Claire, just brought them all in from pretty far up the hill. The sheep farmer uses four commands conveyed by voice or whistle. Those are six sheep to show us how it’s done. Claire can bring down 200 – 300 if needed. Once Claire starts to gather them, the sheep flock together.

It’s flocking amazing.

Sorry, I meant to say fucking amazing.

This shot is from a very pretty little town on the Ring: Sneed. We stopped for coffee which was outstanding.

The driver mentioned the Killarney Brewery which we’re visiting soon. He said their most popular brew is the Killarney Blonde. He said if we gents have one, we can say we’ve had a Killarney blonde and the wives won’t mind.

Here’s a beautiful Irish redhead.

We’ll let her pretty eyes send us off tonight.

See you tomorrow!


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