Hi everybody. Owl Chatter offices are closed today so we can celebrate our 500th post. In lieu of normal broadcasting, we are posting brief thumbnails of our staff, without whose tiresome, I mean tireless, dedication, none of this nonsense would be possible.

First, our wonderful owls: Wellington, bottom right; Wilma, up top; and their beautiful son Worthington, the owls behind Owl Chatter and our constant inspiration. Hi guys!

Next, a very exciting announcement! Owl Chatter fave, the exquisite Ana de Armas, has joined our staff as Beauty and Style Coordinator. Welcome aboard AdA! Lord knows, our beauty and style can use some coordinating. Also, she’ll lend a little class to the place — the rest of us slobs are pretty pathetic.

Ana is 5′ 6″, 36 years old, was born in Havana, Cuba, and lives in Vermont now. She was nominated for an Oscar as Best Actress for her performance in Blonde, and for a Razzle as Worst Actress for her role in Ghosted.

Former Congressman George (“Georgie”) Santos is Owl Chatter’s General Administrator, mainly responsible for keeping the refrigerator stocked with diet soda. George has earned degrees from both Baruch College and NYU, and prior to his election to Congress worked for Goldman Sachs and Citigroup.

Here’s George at a sober moment, considering how much Diet Sprite we need.

Last, Owl Chatter’s intrepid photographer, Phil. Phil is from St. Louis, studied photography at Lighthouse’s School for the Blind, and has received innumerable awards for his extraordinary work. Well, four. Looking good Philly!

OK, George should be back with the cake and champagne soon so we’ll be starting the festering, — I mean festivities. See you tomorrow! Thanks for stopping in!