Owl Chatter is hitting the road for a few days: a short vacation to Elkridge MD, near Baltimore. We hope to be broadcasting from there shortly.

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Please join us in wishing the best for our loyal staff member George Santos who is facing his legal difficulties with grace and dignity. Just kidding, of course. Knock ’em for a loop, Georgie!

George joined our staff upon his expulsion from Congress. (It’s the country’s loss, Buddy!) His responsibilities have mainly involved keeping our refrigerator stocked with diet soda. We will miss him terribly while he’s in jail.

Here he is outside of Owl Chatter headquarters recently, on his way to pick up some Fresca,

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OK, gotta run.