Thanks for all the thrills, Caitlin and fellow Lady Hawkeyes. Good luck in the WNBA, young lady. Pop by Owl Chatter from time to time — always welcome.
Who doesn’t have an embarrassing (or difficult) brother-in-law or two? With Linda having five sisters and me having one (aleha hashalom), I’ve majored in brothers-in-law. But I’ve got nothing on Taylor, who, if she marries Travis gains this one:
That’s TK’s brother Jason, who recently retired from the NFL and was invited to a Wrestlemania event. Knock ’em dead, big fella! We love you!
And speaking of Taylor, she popped into the puzzle today! — How you been Babe? Sup, Girl? We’ve missed you, esp Phil. Georgie!! — grab something from the fridge for Swift! Sit down sweetheart: take a load off.
Tay was at 105A with the clue “2022 #1 hit for Taylor Swift.” ANTI-HERO. Let’s have a look and listen — it’s a great video with a funny dream sequence. Reminded me of the great dream in Fiddler in the Roof, or not at all. I can’t decide which.
I should not be left to my own devices. They come with prices, and vices. I end up in crisis.
You know the artist James Ensor? Belgian surrealist painter at 17D.
The puzzle theme today gave Son Volt the opportunity to share a gorgeous, haunting Tom Waits song with us, below. The puzzle is by Tracy Gray and is called “Double Duty.” For the theme answers, sets of double letters were turned into words. So, at 23A, “Song performed three times in ‘The Wiz’” was EE ON DOWN THE ROAD. (EE = ease. Get it?) The others were CC THE MOMENT (Seize), UU IT OR LOSE IT (Use), A WORD TO THE YY (Wise), BLACK-EYED PP (Peas), AND A SIGHT FOR SORE II (Eyes). That last one opened the door to this song:
Half drunk all the time; and all drunk the rest.
Egsforbreakfast added this note: GG Louise. I thought this was some unique fun. I don’t mean to be a TT, but what LL could I even compare it to? I think Lewis OO us some research on this. You can rest assured that he won’t be an RR about it (as they say in London, Ontario). Anyway, all’s well that NN well, and to HH own.
At 54A the clue was “Mérida mister,” and the answer was SENOR. I don’t think I appreciated this song enough before. Son Volt shared the Willie Nelson version, but after a few verses, I went back to Dylan’s. It’s great, but then I found this. It’s by Diva de Lai and it blew my socks off. Turn it up. And hold on to your socks.
Boatload of music today, but I can’t help what the little doors in the puzzle open up to. Up for some fashion next?
At 122A, “Fashion designer Pucci” was EMILIO. Don’t go by me, but his stuff doesn’t grab me. Here’s one. Where is she supposed to wear this — dinner? the theater? Can anyone explain fashion to me — like I’m a three-year old? (Denzel)
Follow-up note: So I posted a comment addressed to Son Volt about Senor, asking if he heard the version by Diva de Lai, above. He responded: “Liveprof [that’s me] – that’s a fantastic version and one I’ve read Dylan really likes. I love the mariachi inspired Willie [Nelson] take but my favorite remains when I saw the JGB do it live – ‘91 in Providence.” [JGB is the Jerry Garcia Band. There are some JGB versions on Youtube. I’ll check them out.]
It’s odd when an answer that seems a gimme to you, wreaks havoc widely elsewhere. At 43A today “Apple variety whose name sounds like part of a flower,” came to me easily as STAYMAN. Yet Rex struggled with it and many others said they crashed on that shore. Apparently, it’s only available regionally. It was developed by Joseph Stayman in Leavenworth KS (not in the prison) back in 1866. Sometimes called a Stayman Winesap, its flesh is tart and spicy.
Yup — they’re gorgeous. Taylor — try one of these! They’re Staymans.
Can’t beat apples for a send-off. See you tomorrow!
Morning, troupe. We’re classing up the joint today, with a Donne sonnet, put to music by John Adams. It’s Holy Sonnet X, below.
Batter my heart, three-person’d God, for you As yet but knock, breathe, shine, and seek to mend; That I may rise and stand, o’erthrow me, and bend Your force to break, blow, burn, and make me new. I, like an usurp’d town to another due, Labor to admit you, but oh, to no end; Reason, your viceroy in me, me should defend, But is captiv’d, and proves weak or untrue. Yet dearly I love you, and would be lov’d fain, But am betroth’d unto your enemy; Divorce me, untie or break that knot again, Take me to you, imprison me, for I, Except you enthrall me, never shall be free, Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.
It all comes out of Crossworld, where the clue at 12D today was “‘Death Be Not Proud,’ for one.” The answer was SONNET, but Rex shared this other one by Donne with us, and commenter Blex shared the Adams work that contains it. If you like John Adams, sit back and enjoy. If he’s new to you, give him a little time.
The following snippets are stolen from a Cliffnotes sort of site:
“John Donne wrote the series of poems called the Holy Sonnets during a period of religious conversion from Catholicism to Anglicanism. In this particular poem, the speaker has lost touch with God altogether and prays desperately for God to return. Furthermore, the speaker believes that faith can only return through forceful means: God has to force his way back into the speaker’s heart. The poem, then, is at once a witty and an achingly open portrait of a soul desperate to overcome the torment of religious doubt.
“The speaker makes a bold comparison between faith in God and erotic love.”
I posted the following as a comment on Rex’s blog:
I heard Adams once explaining how he chose music as his life’s work. He was a kid in a terrible community band — you could barely make out what song they were trying to bang out when they played. And they volunteered to play in a local mental hospital once. They set up in the common room and the patients were brought in. Most were staring into space, or walking around in circles, or muttering nonsense to themselves. Every one in his or her own space, far away. But when the band began playing, they all turned and walked towards it, and focused on the music with wonder and appreciation. Adams said he realized at that moment the power of music, and how deeply it can connect to people.
Today’s puzzle was a good old-fashioned really tough Saturday workout. Very satisfying to finish it in one piece. The constructor was Byron Walden. It’s so rare for Rex to gush over a puzzle. Here’s how he gushes:
“Always comforting to see Byron’s name on the byline. That may seem an odd thing to say about someone whose puzzles tend toward the ruthlessly hard and sadistically playful, but the comfort comes in knowing that the struggle is going to be worth it. I know the puzzle is going to throw fastballs at my head over and over, open trap doors, release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. It’s gonna be an ordeal, but you’re gonna like having been ordealed. Today was no exception—a properly Saturday Saturday that had me going “huh? … Huh? … D’oh!” over and over.”
For the clue at 8D: “Pictures where people are headscarfed?,” I had it ending in —BIEMOVIES and just kept thinking of Arab stuff with the head scarves. Finally the crossing word gave me a Z to start off with. So it was ZOMBIE MOVIES! It’s “scarf” in the sense of “eat” (to scarf down). And zombies eat your brains (heads) so there’s “headscarfing.” Hard, right?
And at 3D the clue was “Cinderella’s calling card.” I kept thinking things like shoe size or pumpkins, but it was not that Cinderella. It was a Cinderella team in the basketball tournament, and the answer was BIG UPSET. Whew.
Even a little word like ARC was a challenge. The clue for it was AZIMUTH. If I had to guess, I would have said Azimuth was a god of some sort. D’oh!
Loved this clue/answer as a tax prof: “Dodgers foes’, for short.” Ans: IRS. (Get it? Tax dodgers.)
At 53A, “Cold weather outerwear” was ANORAK. Did you know that word has a secondary meaning: a studious or obsessive person with unfashionable and largely solitary interests. The word comes from Greenlandic. I didn’t even know there was such a language.
Here’s one:
Do you know your Russian history? Or maybe your bartending? At 7A the clue was “White Russians, e.g.,” and the answer was CZARISTS. (That’s the Z I needed for the ZOMBIE MOVIES.) Commenter Andrew wondered if someone was drunk because his comments were so mean, and he phrased it by asking if he “downed too many Czarists last night.”
40D was the type of clue you’d never get unless you’ve done puzzles for a long time. The clue was “Black heart?” It’s referring to the letters in the word B-L-A-C-K. The “heart” of the word is the central letter: A. And its pronunciation makes it a SHORT A. That was the answer: SHORTA. (I got it with help from a few crosses.)
Egs posted: After my third White Russian last night, Mrs. Egs asked, “Egs, are you drunk?” “SHORTA” I replied.
Phil refused to identify where this shot came from. It’s either from Night of the Living Dead, or it’s my tax class after the midterm. Hard to tell.
Owl Chatter’s outing to Brooklyn for the Pistons/Nets game was a smashing success. Slight concern that we lost touch with Phil and George midway through the second period and came back to Jersey without them. But they’re both grown men (except maybe Georgie) so they’re probably okay. I found George’s wallet under his seat with $1,200 in it and his Botox Rx.
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The Barclay Center is great and our seats were good. The Pistons looked terrific for most of the game until they suddenly lost by ten points. Big disappointment: No Cade Cunningham. Boo hoo. He might have made a difference. No Duren either. Ivey, Sasser, and Metu all looked terrific. I think they’ll be decent next year. Would definitely return to see them in Brooklyn again.
What do Bobo Holloman and Tyler Gilbert have in common? Well, both were major league pitchers. Gilbert is still only 30 and is in the Cincy minor league system. He played college ball at USC and was with ‘Zona when he was in the majors. Bobo died in 1987 at the age of 64. He had a good minor league career and finally made it up to the Bigs in 1953 with St. Louis — the Browns back then. His MLB lifetime stats are pretty unimpressive: 3-7 with an ERA of 5.23. He got his nickname from a minor league owner whom he reminded of Bobo Newsome, a great pitcher who won over 200 games. Gilbert hasn’t lit the sport on fire either (yet) with a lifetime record of 2-7 and an ERA of 4.32.
What they have in common is they are the only MLB pitchers in the modern era (since 1900) to pitch no-hitters in their first starts. Bobo’s was on May 6, 1953 against the Philly Athletics in Sportsman Park in St. Louis. It was a rainy night and only 2,473 fans were there. Holloman struck out three batters and had two hits himself. The score was 6-0. Browns owner Bill Veeck said Holloman was hit pretty hard all night and was saved by great defense and good luck. Ouch! Still, history was made.
Gilbert pitched his no-no more than 68 years later, on August 14, 2021 in Chase Field in Phoenix. ‘Zona beat San Diego 7-0. He struck out five and walked three.
I love little baseball stories like those and when I can incorporate them into my autograph collection, I do. I picked up the following items, see below. About $18 for Bobo and just a couple of bucks for Gilbert.
Life is tough enough without having to worry about being run down by a giant bratwurst, amirite? Minny’s excellent outfielder Byron Buxton stepped out of the dugout recently, little realizing how close he came to being pancaked by a sausage.
If you are wondering why giant sausages are racing around the baseball field during a game — that’s a fair question. Many stadiums run theme races like this in between innings to amuse and delight kids in the crowd. Well, actually almost everyone loves them.
The sausage race is in Milwaukee, famous for beer and brats, of course. The Nats (in DC) have a “Presidents” race. The Yankees have three subway lines race, but that just takes place on the scoreboard — nobody dresses up in a subway costume. Oakland has huge-headed likenesses of Hall of Famers Dennis Eckersley, Rollie Fingers, and Rickey Henderson racing. Rickey was in attendance at a game where his giant head won the race. He cheered his Rickey on over the PA system and then exclaimed: “That’s what I’m talkin’ about, Motherf*cker!” (No he didn’t.)
Sticking with baseball a bit longer — here’s a story that really stinks. Shohei Ohtani hit his first home run as a Dodger. Good for him. The ball was caught by a woman named Ambar Roman, a life-long (till now) Dodger fan at the game with her hubby. She is the owner of the ball and can go home with it. But if, like this one, it has significance for the team or the player, they negotiate for it with the fan. And that’s where things got icky.
According to the couple, Ambar was escorted away by security and kept separated from her husband. The Dodgers then pressured her to give up the ball for a few signed items. An auction house estimated the ball’s value at $100,000. The Dodgers told her if she took it home, they’d refuse to authenticate it, which would have a major effect on its valuation.
Here’s what her husband Alexis said:
“They really took advantage of her. There were a bunch of (security) guys around her. They wouldn’t let me talk to her or give her any advice. There was no way for us to leave. They had her pretty much cornered in the back.”
To add a weird twist to it, Ohtani later said he talked to the fans who had the ball. But they say they never met him.
The Dodgers are “open to a further conversation.” Yup. There’ll be a lawyer at this one.
Philly! Our readers would like to see Ambar — you able to catch a shot of her? Maybe with the ball? Nice work!
You know that business of checking a box saying you are not a robot? Some commenters on Rex’s blog have to do that. Today, B$ asked: “How does checking a box “prove” that I’m not a robot? Maybe I’m just a super smart robot who knows I need to check a box.”
Teleiotis explained:
It’s actually kinda interesting but also kinda creepy — it’s a non-standard checkbox that’s not only more difficult for a spammer to check in the first place (you can’t just send a simple command to mark it “checked” but actually have to go through the process with a cursor), but it also tracks the exact timing of all your mouse movements of when and how you click it.
So if it gets clicked as soon as the page loads without any mouse movement? Robot. If there’s a bunch of mouse movements but it’s pixel-perfect identical to a previously submitted form? Robot. If it’s a bunch of mathematically random movement? Robot. And so forth.
Whereas if the person has been gradually scrolling the page, and moves the cursor in regular “human” ways that don’t precisely match anybody else’s pixel-for-pixel and otherwise don’t give away common signs of being simulated, then: not a robot.
The puzzle today was by Rachel Goldstein — one of the best constructors. It was a challenge and I’m proud that I finished it.
“[blank] Mundi” was ANNO and it means “the year of the world.” It’s a calendar era based on when the world was created, according to the Bible. Thus, the Hebrew year this year is 5784. And the Byzantine year is 7532.
Had you heard of this? At 30A: “Dance party where participants wear wireless headphones.” ANS: SILENT DISCO. I can picture it. Neat. egsforbreakfast, hysterical as usual, said: “I hadn’t heard of SILENTDISCO, but I’m a big fan of Silent Arena Rock, where the bands wear headsets and the audience hears nothing.”
61A was “[blank] ceremony, tradition in Sephardic weddings” and the answer was HENNA. It takes place several days before the wedding. The happy couple has henna applied to their palms. It stays on for a few days, so they can be identified as the marrying couple at the wedding. It stems from the biblical tale of Jacob being tricked into marrying the wrong sister (Leah, instead of Rachel). The workmanship can be gorgeous. [The Bible says that when Jacob found out whom he married, he said: D’oh! — It’s the first recorded use of the expression.]
If I am not mistaken, Owl Chatter friend Vermont Liz’s daughter Bridget is a henna artist, among her many pursuits. That right, Liz?
Speaking of Jacob, the clue at 30A was “Nickname alternative to Coby, perhaps,” and the answer was JAKE. I guess someone named Jacob could be nicknamed Coby or Jake?
At 4D, “They bring up the rear” was CABOOSES. Someone thought the answer should be “cat poses.”
The longest train I ever saw Went down that Georgia line The engine passed at six o’clock CABOOSE went by at nine.
That’s from a Loretta Lynn song called “In the Pines.” You don’t want to hear it, believe me.
At 58A for the clue “Helter-skelter” the answer was IN DISARRAY. Here’s egs again:
Welcome to today’s lecture on complex operations on multiple arrays. INDISARRAY, we have the set of all prime numbers. INDatARRAY, we have the set of all whole numbers. When we subtract the one from the other, we get only the numbers which are no longer in their prime! [Ba da boom!]
Congressman Clay Higgins of Louisiana is the Chair of the House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Border Enforcement. Serious stuff. It’s good to get to know our reps a little, so it’s good that he engaged in a lengthy interview in a podcast this week. He revealed that he conducted “his own extensive investigation” and has evidence that the entire Jan. 6 insurrection was instigated by FBI agents planted in pro-Trump groups. (Speaking of groups, during the interview Higgins was wearing a shirt with the logo of the Three Percenters, a right-wing anti-government militia.) He claimed Federal agents posing as Trump supporters traveled to DC on 1/6 to trick real Trump backers to engage in mob violence.
On Biden’s election, which was fraudulent, of course, he said it was “very suspicious” that while votes were being counted Biden overtook Trump in certain key states. My God, man — what more proof do you need??
His claims of “ghost buses” that were clearly engaged in nefarious anti-Trump actions came from a whistleblower who said he saw “two white tour buses” at Union Station early in the morning of 1/6, which later disappeared. “We don’t know what happened to them,” Higgins said.
Open your eyes, readers! — how much more proof do you need?? The tour buses just disappeared!!
The Congressman is clearly an idiot of the highest order. It’s actually impressive. He was divorced from three wives and is currently married to his fourth. The second sued him for $140,000 of unpaid child support. He was a cop before coming to Congress and was accused of using too much force.
We asked Phil to get us some shots of the Congressman for this story, but he just told us to “kiss his hasselblad.” We didn’t push.
It’s not just the fact that Wisconsin’s Democratic Governor Tony Evers vetoed his state’s hate-driven anti-trans legislation that earns him an Owl Chatter salute, it’s the language he used to accompany his principled act. (The bill would force trans kids to deny their gender identity when playing sports.)
“This type of legislation, and the harmful rhetoric beget by pursuing it, harms LGBTQ Wisconsinites’ and kids’ mental health, emboldens anti-LGBTQ harassment, bullying, and violence, and threatens the safety and dignity of LGBTQ Wisconsinites, especially our LGBTQ kids,” Evers said in his veto message.
“I will veto any bill that makes Wisconsin a less safe, less inclusive, and less welcoming place for LGBTQ people and kids, and I will continue to keep my promise of using every power available to me to defend them, protect their rights, and keep them safe.”
You tell ’em Gov!
I’m going to go out on a limb here, and guess he’s also in favor of legalizing marijuana. (Did I already write that? Georgie — where are the chips??)
Evers is married to a high school girl. No, wait. My mistake. He’s married to his high school sweetheart, Kathy. They have three kids and nine grandkids. He’s 72. He’s a cancer surviver — he had surgery for cancer of the esophagus in 2008.
At 20A yesterday the clue was “Stately country homes,” and the answer was CHATEAUS. Anony-mouse was upset enough to post at 5:46 AM: “The plural of chateau is chateaux. Always.”
Hrummmmmmph!
Commenter Bob M agreed on chateaux being correct, but Peter P chimed in as follows:
In French it’s chateaux. In English it can be either chateaus or chateaux. Look in any decent dictionary. (Merriam-Webster, in fact, lists “chateaus” first.) And don’t get me started with how many “incorrect” plurals we have from borrowed languages (or “incorrect” singulars that are actually plurals in the language they’re borrowed from.) When words cross languages and are adopted, they often take on the rules of the adopting language. This is not unique to English.
But egs had the last word:
Those who are insisting that CHATEAUx is the correct plural are speaking from higher plateaux than the rest of us. They’ll probably report us to one of the Usage Bureaux.
Kimberly Dragoo — how do you do? Kim and her idiot husband Steven participated in Trump’s Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol and pled guilty to a misdemeanor as a result. Steven took a lot of pics, including this one of Kim climbing through a broken window. Looking good, Kimmy!
Like dozens of rioters, she later ran for office — in her case for a seat on a Board of Education in Missouri. She lost. We’re guessing it was rigged.
Several clues in today’s puzzle were amusing. For the clue “Certain soccer kick,” the answer was TOE POKE. Rex advised: “Do not order the TOE POKE bowl, the toes really overwhelm the tuna.”
For the clue “Nancy in the Grammy Hall of Fame” the answer was SINATRA. One comment dissed her, asking why she was in the HOF and noting she never won a grammy. But Mike in Bed Stuy pointed out that “These Boots Are Made for Walkin (1966) is absolutely iconic.” I added that she was voted in after her dad left a horse’s head in the Committee Chair’s bed.
You keep lyin’ when you shoulda been truthin’
Nancy’s a Jersey girl (born in Jersey City) and is 83 now, kinehora. She has come out publicly against Trump, and Owl Chatter was happy to see her politics are progressive. She did a nude spread in Playboy at age 54. She was nervous about how her dad would react, so she met with him before agreeing to do it. Frank was okay with it, but insisted Hefner pay her twice what he was offering. He agreed.
She was married twice and has two daughters. Between marriages she was engaged to producer Jack Haley, Jr., who later married Liza Minelli. Nancy also dated Michael Caine and Phil Spector.
Speaking of Phil — you got anything on NS for us, Philly?
Here’s Nancy in her 70s with her mom, who was also named Nancy, and who was Frank Sinatra’s first wife. She died in 2018 at age 101.
At 22A, “Having muscle pain” was MYALGIC.
Bumper stickers we’re not likely to see:
MYALGIC can beat up your algic.
MYALGIC can beat up your honor student.
You a hockey fan? Me neither. Once in a while I’ll get slightly interested. I rooted for Carl Hagelin, a terrific player in the NHL who played college hockey at UMich. He’s from Sweden, btw, and not too bad-looking. Here he is with his wife Erica. I know — what the hell does he see in her, right? They have two kids.
Anyway, I mention hockey because of last night’s Rangers-Devils match. Usually, when a fight erupts it’s from annoying stuff that builds up over the course of the game. Or maybe in reaction to a particularly dirty play. Or something else — some other reason. But look at this clip from last night. This is the start of the game! The puck was dropped and the gloves came off in less than two seconds. There wasn’t even enough time to hurl a “yo mama.” What gives with these guys? Needless to say, there was some history. Some “bad blood” between some folks, as Taylor would say.
The theme of the puzzle today was MARTINI, down there at 57A. The grid included a martini glass, outlined by black squares, coming up from the bottom in the center. The word OLIVE is in the glass, and VERMOUTH and ICE CUBES are pouring down into it.
Anony-mouse quoted Dorothy Parker: “I love a martini….one at most….two I’m under the table…… three I’m under my host.”
If you’re interested in the topic (I’m not), John K shared the following:
There are many opinions of the proper martini proportions: 2-to-one, 3-to-one, 5-to-one, etc. But there is only one liquor in a Martini. That is GIN. Ian Fleming was a good writer, but didn’t understand the martini. A martini should not be shaken with ice. That forms bubbles, which destroy the pristine clarity of the drink. It should be gently stirred in ice cubes (not crushed ice) until is is nicely chilled. And there is no “vodka martini.” I was talking with Ro, one of my favorite bartenders, some years back when a guy came up and ordered one. Ro told him, “Martinis are made with gin. You must want a cocktail made with vodka and vermouth, right?”
My martini is made of 3 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, a dash or two of one or more bitters, and garnished with one or more green pitted olives. I prefer a good domestic craft gin. There are many, but my favorites are Greylock and Ethereal, made by Berkshire Mountain Distillers. But there are so many great craft gins. I like Fever Tree vermouths, which are becoming more and more available. I make my own bitters, but there are many excellent ones available. Orange bitters are a good staple. The olive(s) should not be stuffed with pimiento or anything else. BTW, this drink garnished with a cocktail onion instead of an olive is called a Gibson. That’s how narrow is the proper definition of a martini.
The martini is served in a cocktail glass – that is, a V-shaped piece of stemware. Such glasses have, unfortunately, lately become known as “martini glasses.” “Unfortunately” because these days, anything served in one of these glasses is a “martini.” There is now an ugly profusion of drinks like the “chocolate martini.”
Okay — thanks!
I’m sticking with beer. Fiddlehead IPA tonight. From Shelburne VT. Burp!
Frank Bruni lambasted Robert Kennedy Jr. for the danger his crazy candidacy is posing. “The hubris. The narcissism. The convenient and fraudulent anti-elitism. The out-of-his-mind theories presented as out-of-the-box thinking.”
He notes Kennedy has no experience in government. Neither did Trump — how’d that work out for you? Kennedy’s defense on that issue is: “I’ve been around government and studying government since I was a little boy.” Bruni says he’s “casting proximity as seasoning. It’s not. I’ve been ‘around’ many physicians in my life. You do not want me performing your appendectomy.”
Both teams I was pulling for last night won: Iowa over LSU, and UConn over USC. The problem for me now is they face each other in the semi-finals. I’ve decided to root for Caitlin Clark’s Iowa over Paige Bueckers’s UConn. Bueckers is pronounced “Beckers,” and that’s what’s behind my decision. They are both brilliant players, but that “U” in Bueckers is annoying. Whoever wins, the task will be to upset the hated South Carolinians in the Finals. Here’s Paige, hair up and hair down.
Staying on the court a bit longer, Ryan Turell is the first orthodox Jew to be a pro basketball player. He’s with the Motor City Cruise, our Detroit Pistons minor league team. He played his college ball at Yeshiva U. Vu den?
Ryan says if he makes it to the NBA he will play on the Sabbath, but will walk to games and practices. However, a crack of thunder was heard as he said this and he muttered “Okay, okay” towards the ceiling.
“Enough with the three-point shots,” saith the Lord.
In the puzzle today, two clues/answers inspired egsforbreakfast. At 43A, “Ominous words on a flunked test,” was SEE ME. And at 41A, “Atlantic or Pacific fish” was COD. Here’s egs:
Ominous words by Tommy after a flunked test: SEEME, FEELME, TOUCHME…..
Fish Monger: I recently sent some friends some Atlantic fish and some Pacific fish. Customer: Didn’t that cost you a lot? Fish Monger: Nah, I sent them COD.
The theme centered on 41A. The clue was “Stop right there!” and the answer was HOLD IT! And then there were four theme answers with things you can “hold.” My fave was MAYO CLINIC. (Hold the mayo!). There were also DOORBUSTER, LINE OF CREDIT, and FLOOR ROUTINE.
I posted the following on Rex’s blog:
“On other things you can hold, remember Santino on setting up the restaurant bathroom in the Godfather where Michael was to find the gun to kill the cop and Sollazo? James Caan says — Put our best man on the job. I don’t want my brother coming out of there with just his d*ck in his hand. (Something like that.) Maybe DICK TRACY could have been a theme answer.”
I’ll let you know if I get any comments. As usual, it may be best if I don’t.
Rex made an interesting observation on pop culture. It was triggered by a great clue at 57A: “‘God Only Knows,’ vis-à-vis ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice.’” These are two Beach Boy songs and the answer was SIDE B. Here’s Rex:
“Popular songs used to be in the air. You couldn’t avoid hearing them. I was never a Beach Boys *fan* and I was born after their heyday, but I know so many of their songs just because I was breathing air in the ’70s and ’80s and every decade thereafter, when those songs were on the radio, in movies, ads, etc. Whereas I have never heard a Wilco song in the wild. Pop culture continues to get increasingly ensiloed, so that if you’re not actively into something, you can’t even see it. There’s no real public square, no shared space in which to encounter it. Too many outlets, too many choices, too many places to hide from each other and nurse our identities and fandoms. Algorithms have funneled everyone into valleys, so things that are massively popular in one valley aren’t even discernible in another. This is why pop culture answers of all times can feel (increasingly) exclusionary.”
It makes puzzle constructing harder in terms of pop culture references. It’s easier to shut out large swaths of the public.
Owl-chatter hats off to Ronel Blanco, pitcher for the Houston ‘Stros. He’s 30 years old, from the DR, and before yesterday had pitched less than 60 innings in the majors, not particularly impressively. But God (see above) smiled on him yesterday to the tune of a complete game no-hitter against Toronto. He faced only 29 batters (walked two), threw 105 pitches, and the game took only 2:01, despite Houston’s scoring ten runs.
Here are some cool facts about it. (1) It was only Blanco’s 8th MLB start. (2) It came one week after his wife gave birth to their daughter. (3) The date (April 1st) is the earliest ever for an MLB no hitter. (4) He walked the leadoff batter, George Springer, and then retired every batter he faced until there were two outs in the ninth. He then walked Springer again (!) before getting the last batter to ground out. (5) It was only the 4th time in MLB history that a team’s first win of the season was a no-hitter. (The ‘Stros were 0-4 going into the game.)
Bravo Ronel!
Wait — does he have an extra hand coming out of his stomach?
Tired tonight. Gonna crash. Thanks for popping in. George! — get the lights when you’re done with that movie!
In Ireland, on April Fools’ Day, it was traditional to entrust the victim with an “important letter” to be given to a named person. That person would read the letter, then ask the victim to take it to someone else, and so on. The letter when opened contained the words “send the fool further.”
At breakfast this morning, I asked Lianna if her mom (my Caitlin) told her yet that they were moving to Philadelphia. She has been used to my nonsense for years, regardless of the date, and just looked at me with dead eyes and went back to her phone. But she enjoyed the French toast I made for her, so it goes in the victory column.
The writer with the wonderful name Francine Prose was born on this date in Brooklyn in 1947. She was working on a nonfiction book in France years ago and a friend noted she’d have to spend a long time in the Bibliothèque Nationale documenting all of the facts. Prose said the French equivalent of “f*ckit,” called the book a novel, and didn’t document a damn thing.
She’s not this young anymore, but so what?
This poem by Jack Ridl is called “The Neighbors.” It’s from today’s Writer’s Almanac and is from his collection called Practicing to Walk Like a Heron, which might be worth looking into.
The Neighbors
Sometimes they go outside, maybe
move a rosebush to the back yard or
clean a window. Usually they
simply stand, under a maple
or in a snowfall. And this is often
when they see a nuthatch on its
dizzy route down a trunk, or
the quick flick of a chickadee
across the yard and onto a branch.
They don’t do much. That’s for
others. They know how to take things
for granted, know what to miss.
Every morning they make breakfast.
And when the sun sets, they let it go.
I figured out the trick in today’s puzzle pretty early from 9D, the clue for which was “Lunar omen in a 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival hit, literally?” The omen, of course, was “bad moon rising,” and the trick was to enter it “rising” (starting down and writing up) as NOOM DAB. Similarly, at 48D, “Former N.S.C. staffer at the center of the Iran-Contra affair, literally?,” was REVILO — for Oliver, but heading North. (Get it?)
Speaking of Ollie, remember his gorgeous secretary Fawn Hall? (BTW, this photo is an excellent illustration of “bedhead,” put to brilliant use.)
Look, nobody’s perfect. But when you look like that you can really be not perfect. She once transposed the digits of a Swiss bank account number, resulting in a contribution of ten million dollars from the Sultan of Brunei to the Contras being credited to a private businessman’s account instead. Hall offered to cover it by having $25 taken out of her paycheck bi-weekly. (No she didn’t.)
Regarding the Iran-Contra scandal, she was granted immunity and testified to sneaking documents out of the office in her boots and under her clothing, which every man in America found very exciting to think about. She was also caught on camera shredding documents, see below.
Hall received six-figure offers from Playboy and Penthouse for photospreads but rejected them. She dated actor Rob Lowe for a while — he saw her testify on TV, was smitten, and called her.
But in 1993 Hall married Danny Sugarman, former manager of The Doors. Danny died in ’05. As of 2012, Hall was living a quiet life, working in a bookstore, and staying out of the public eye. About her time in the limelight with Ollie, she said, “People are strange.”
Here’s JM, behaving for a national TV audience. Too bad.
The CEO of Boeing Corporation, Dave Calhoun, was trapped in his office for over an hour today when the knob on his office door came off in his hand. Calhoun’s personal secretary Amanda and security personnel were unable to pry the door open and had to summon maintenance. The Director of Maintenance was able to free Calhoun by sliding a credit card along the side of the door, releasing the latch.
Let’s close with a beautiful smile. We had a rare visit from “Oscar winner Hathaway” at 39D. Hi ANNE! Brooklyn girl, right? Big fan of Rachel Getting Married. Devastating. The dishwasher scene with the dad — unforgettable. George! — stop gawking and get the girl a Fresca! The GS cookies came in — you like Thin Mints?
Last week was the eighth anniversary of poet/writer Jim Harrison’s death. He was Ted Kooser’s friend to whom Ted wrote the Winter Morning Walks poems on postcards. This poem of Jim’s is today’s poem in The Writer’s Almanac, no doubt because it’s called “Easter Morning.” It’s been quite a week for potatoes.
On Easter morning all over America the peasants are frying potatoes in bacon grease.
We’re not supposed to have “peasants” but there are tens of millions of them frying potatoes on Easter morning, cheap and delicious with catsup.
If Jesus were here this morning he might be eating fried potatoes with my friend who has a ’51 Dodge and a ’72 Pontiac.
When his kids ask why they don’t have a new car he says, “these cars were new once and now they are experienced.”
He can fix anything and when rich folks call to get a toilet repaired he pauses extra hours so that they can further learn what we’re made of.
I told him that in Mexico the poor say that when there’s lightning the rich think that God is taking their picture. He laughed.
Like peasants everywhere in the history of the world ours can’t figure out why they’re getting poorer. Their sons join the army to get work being shot at.
Your ideals are invisible clouds so try not to suffocate the poor, the peasants, with your sympathies. They know that you’re staring at them.
I couldn’t find my favorite potato cartoon. It was during the pandemic, when mask-wearing was on everyone’s mind, if not face. There are two potatoes talking. (They have arms, legs, and faces.) One is female and is wearing a mask. The other (male) one is unmasked and is saying: “You don’t have to wear a mask, Matilda — You’re a potato.”
This paragraph is from Dwight Garner’s book review in the NYT of the retelling of Huck Finn from Jim’s (James’s) perspective in James by Percival Everett.
“My idea of hell would be to live with a library that contained only re-imaginings of famous novels. It’s a wet-brained and dutiful genre, by and large. Or the results are brittle spoofs — to use a word that, according to John Barth, sounds like imperfectly suppressed flatulence — that read as if there are giant scare quotes surrounding the action. Two writers in a hundred walk away unscathed.”
But he says James is “the rarest of exceptions.” He makes it sound like Twain would like it. I sent that clip into Frank Bruni as a candidate for his “For the love of sentences” feature. Here’s a nice portrait of MT.
The puzzle cut me down today. Couldn’t finish. At 34D the clue was “Git,” and the answer was ARSE. Huh? It’s a British term for “foolish or worthless person.” If you remember The Beatles song I’m So Tired, Sir Walter Raleigh is called “such a stupid git” in it. Don’t believe me? Here:
And at 44D, “Actress Cravalho who voiced Moana,” was ARLI’I. Again, no idea, but Rex warned us to commit her to memory “because she is young and full of vowels and she is working, most recently in the remake of Mean Girls.”
Here’s Auli’i, surprised by our Phil.
The puzzle had a special treat for us! At 6D the clue was “Taylor Swift song that begins ‘Combat, I’m ready for combat.’” It’s THE ARCHER. Let’s have a listen.
I’ve been the archer, I’ve been the prey Who could ever leave me, darling? Who could stay? Who could stay?
You could stay.
One of the comments to this song on Youtube was, “I can’t believe Taylor Swift and I are the same species.”
“Bather in the Woods” painter was Camille PISSARRO. I hesitated because I didn’t recognize the spelling — double S and double R. Okay, if you say so.
Sadly, the Lady Beavers of Oregon State could not upset South Carolina and their season is over. Brava, Ladies! Brava! We got killed on the boards, and Beers and Gardiner got into a bit of foul trouble. We had our chances, though — it was competitive.
Sniper Lily Hansford hit on 4 three-pointers which really helped keep us in it. But she also missed 6 and seemed a little less composed in the second half. We’ll see you next year, Hansford — count on it.
And we’ll see you tomorrow! Thanks for stopping by.
Like a full force gale I was lifted up again I was lifted up again by the Lord
No matter where I roam I will find my way back home I will always return to the Lord
In the gentle evening breeze By the whispering shady trees I will find my sanctuary in the Lord
I was headed for a fall Then I saw the writing on the wall
Like a full force gale I was lifted up again I was lifted up again by the Lord
Those lyrics, some of you may recall, are from Van Morrison’s gorgeous song Full Force Gale. Sometimes the little door the puzzle opens for you is a song. Today at 52D “Big blow” was GALE. It moved commenter Son Volt to share the song with us. Take a listen.
The puzzle announced itself as a bear right from the get-go. 1A was “Tackle item hung from floaters.” What the hell? I figured tackle had to do with fishing and not football, but that pretty much exhausted my relevant knowledge. But that’s why God created crossing clues and I was able to bumble my way to GILLNET eventually. It’s a fishing method that very effectively uses netting to catch fish by their gills. The poor little fishies really don’t stand a chance. It’s illegal in many places because too many items in addition to the target are captured.
Phil swears this is an actual photo he took with expensive underwater photographic equipment but I have my doubts.
There were two clue/answers that were a little off-putting, by staid NYT standards. At 8A, the clue was “Can” for CRAPPER, and at 41D the clue was “Hanky, slangily” for NOSE RAG.
At 17A “Los Alamos or Oak Ridge” was LABSITE. It opened a memory for one commenter.
“I spent a year in my 20s writing for the newspaper in Los Alamos. It’s a very weird, very beautiful town. Smartest people in the world in the middle of nowhere. I made $5.35 an hour and had a healthcare policy and no spell check on the “computer system” we used. I lived in Santa Fe and drove my 1971 VW bug up the hill every day. I spent a lot of time fixing it on the side of the road. No cell phones back then so you had to keep a toolbox in the back seat. Somebody stole my taillights off it once.”
Ever hear of a CORN PIT? Wait — corn doesn’t have pits. It has cobs. And ears — what? How about you, Iowa Pam — heard of a corn pit? It’s like a sandbox but with corn. The clue was “Play area at a harvest festival.”
Vincent van Gogh was born on this date in 1853 in Zundert, Holland. (BTW, New York’s Holland Tunnel has nothing to do with the country Holland. It was the name of the engineer who designed the tunnel.)
Van Gogh was a prolific letter writer. He wrote thousands to his brother Theo alone.
“What am I in the eyes of most people — a nonentity, an eccentric, or an unpleasant person — somebody who has no position in society and will never have; in short, the lowest of the low. All right, then — even if that were absolutely true, then I should one day like to show by my work what such an eccentric, such a nobody, has in his heart.”
Happy birthday Vinnie!
Sexy Chess Babe Dead at 90.
Lisa Lane, whom you probably never heard of, was the first chess player ever to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. If you believe chess champs are like musicians — they need to start playing in utero to achieve greatness, Lisa proved otherwise. She only started playing in college, and within two years was the U.S. Women’s Champ. But she was miffed at getting more attention for her looks (see below) than for her playing, and rightfully upset at how much less women got paid than men: ten times less in one case. So she left chess behind while still fairly young.
She was friends with Bobby Fisher and played chess with him. He was generally dismissive of women players, calling them all fish (a term for a bad player). He did concede that Lisa was “the best of the American fish.” Here are two shots of her, out of water.
We’re so proud of Owl Chatter’s newest staff member, our wonderful Georgie Santos, the former Congressman. He’s become a “standard” — you know, like “to be measured against.” Ken Buck is the GOP Rep who recently announced he’s bolting from Congress. So Lorena Bobbitt — hold on a minute — no, not her — Lauren Boebert decided to shift out of her district and run for Buck’s. Well, Buck and Lorena — sorry, Lauren — apparently hate each other. And when Buck was asked for his thoughts about Ms. B he said her various “controversies” make George Santos look like a saint.
Amen to that! — You’re our little Saint George! We’re so happy to have you! BTW, if you’re out later, we’re woefully low on Diet Pepsi. There’s a ton of change in that cup near the door — may be enough for two sixes. Make sure you get the kind with caffeine. Thanks Buddy!
Did someone mention the Bobbitts? Yup, John W. and Lorena. Lorena, aka the mohel who went too far. Did you know she used a ginsu knife? Not kidding! They don’t put that in the ads. It happened on June 23, 1993. After “it” was sewn back on (surgically, of course) he went on to star in two porn films. (Again, not kidding.) Lorena said he raped and abused her for years. John was charged with rape but acquitted. She was charged with assault but acquitted by reason of insanity. (Third time — not kidding.) They were divorced in 1995.
Get this, although Lorena told Oprah in April 2009 that she had no interest in talking to John, they appeared together on the show The Insider the next month. It was their first meeting since their divorce. John apologized to her for the way he treated her during their marriage. John claimed that he still loved her and continued to send her Valentine’s Day cards and flowers. Sheesh — some guys just can’t read the signals. To me, the ginsu knife would make it pretty clear we’re not dating any more.
After our story on Curly Fry, we heard from OC fan Gladstone (NJ) Chris who says he watched a lot of roller derby in the 1960s on Philly’s UHF Channel 17. It was the only station other than CBS, ABC, NBC, and PBS in those days. There’s no telling how much damage it did to him as a youth.
Several Hunter students sought to capture the vitality of life at Hunter in this video. Take a look!
OTR PRESENTS: an afternoon at HUNTER COLLEGE Have you ever wondered what goes on at Hunter College at 2pm? You’re in luck! This Wes Anderson inspired piece is presented to you by our very talented Video Publicists, May and Uma, who captured the very essence! #wesandersonpic.twitter.com/YPgKCw3rid
All hail the Lady Beavers! They vanquished the Irish 70-65 in a taut contest that went down to the wire. Owl Chatter fave Lily Hansford coolly sank two key threes, but Timea Gardiner, Raegan Beers, and Donovan Hunter led the effort. It’s down to the Elite Eight now, with the #1 team in the nation, South Carolina, the next opponent. See you Sunday, ladies — try to get enough sleep.
Here’s Raegan. Don’t let the pretty smile fool you. She’s deadly under the basket.
In the puzzle today, at 13D, “Ones who might roast you” was CANNIBALS. Pabloinnh was miffed: The worst error in this puzzle was the implication that CANNIBALS might roast you. As everyone who has ever seen a cartoon should know, CANNIBALS always put you in a big pot and boil you. Always. I know this is a crossword clue and not a definition, but come on.
Everyone’s favorite clue was at 26A: “Hunks of plastic?” Answer KENS. (Get it? Think Barbie.)
Some folks felt 26D didn’t quite work: “Contents of drug shipment.” KILOS. Seems fine to me.
Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man!Hit it, Arlo!
See you tomorrow, everybody! Thanks for popping in.
Boeing execs are jubilant that it wasn’t one of their planes that caused the Baltimore bridge collapse. “This couldn’t have come at a better time,” said Boeing CEO David Calhoun.
Onion concern: Supreme Court Action on Mifepristone May Effectively Ban Flintstone Vitamins Too.
A death in Minnesota reveals that morons pose just as large a threat to the public as drunks. Moron Brent Keranen, 21, fell asleep and drove into a State Trooper’s car last Thursday. Tests showed he hadn’t been drinking — he was just very tired from working a lot and had been up late drinking with friends the night before. So he was given a ticket and let go. He next drank a 5-hour energy drink to counter the tiredness and continued driving. In retrospect, that was not a good move since he veered off the road and struck and killed a pedestrian, 61-year-old James McNeil. It was at this point in the story that it entered you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up territory.
Keranen, who was neither drunk nor asleep, explained to the police that he was playing air guitar while listening to the radio and failed to watch the road or control the car. The incident took place in Moose Lake, 115 miles north of Minneapolis. Keranen is being charged with vehicular homicide and faces up to ten years in prison. Owl Chatter is seeking to find out what song Keranen was “playing” when the homicide occurred but that information has not been made public.
Phil managed to snap this photo of Keranen for Owl Chatter. He says he can tell that Keranen is an excellent air guitarist. “You can just sense something like that,” Phil explained. “You know?”
We don’t.
A 32-year-old queer woman who goes by the professional name of Curly Fry is Owl Chatter’s Mensch (Womensch?) of the Day today. Ms. Fry, or Curly if you prefer, is on the Long Island Roller Rebels, a roller derby team. You ever watch roller derby? Decades ago I would run into a match on TV now and then — on the weird channels — 5, 9, 11.
Players roller skate around and around, shoving and elbowing each other pretty roughly, and somehow points are scored. Apparently, when your “jammer” laps someone, you score. A lot of pads are worn for protection, but the women are very tough — the sort of women who, if you look at them the wrong way on the street, pick you up, break you in half like a wishbone, and continue on their way with no interruption in their conversation.
Well, the ladies are not taking kindly to being told they cannot have trans women on their teams on Long Island. As Curly Fry put it:
“The whole point of derby has been to be this thing where people feel welcome. We want trans women to know that we want you to come play with us, and we’ll do our very best to keep fighting and making sure that this is a safe space for you to play.”
I might not describe the roller rink where you skate at top speed and get rammed in the face with elbows “safe space,” but we know what you mean, Curly.
“You come in here and you say, ‘I’m a trans woman. I’m a nonbinary person. I’m genderqueer.’ OK? We accept you,” said Caitlin Carroll, a Roller Rebel who competes as “Catastrophic Danger.” “The world is scary enough. You should have a safe place to be.” Amen to that, Cat.
The league expects their application for a permit for the season to be denied by the Nassau County Board of Schmucks, and the matter will be taken to court. The NYCLU and the NY Attorney General are on Curly’s side.
Phil, scared sh*tless of the whole roller derby scene, wisely kept his distance, but managed to score this nice shot of Curly Fry for Owl Chatter before fleeing in terror, leaving some equipment behind. We’re not paying for that stuff, Phil. Go back and get it! Take George with you if you’re scared — he’s from the Island.
It’s Opening Day for the 2024 Baseball Season! Nats fans are a bit concerned about the new sign over the clubhouse door that reads: “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.” And the Yankees have already caused an overcrowding in area hospitals not seen since the Pandemic. Cy Young winner Gerrit Cole is out along with a host of lesser lights. Oy. I’m afraid to check in with Detroit. Maybe in June. Meanwhile, the Pistons lost their eighth straight game, but Cade is back! And all eyes are on the Lady Beavers at 2:30 tomorrow versus the Irish. Can’t wait!
From Frank Bruni’s “For the love of sentences” feature. Jesse Green reviewed a new Broadway production in the NYT: “Romantic musicals are as personal as romance itself. What makes you sigh and weep may leave the person next to you bored and stony. At ‘The Notebook,’ I was the person next to you.”
The theme of today’s puzzle was the wonderful POTATO HEAD toys. Not Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head — the gendered titles were dropped (like a hot . . . ) back in 2021. The center of the grid was potato-shaped and russet colored. And circled letters spelled things like EAR, EYES, HAT, etc.
T-shirt: “Always be yourself. Unless you can be a potato. Then, always be a potato.”
Did you know that there are grandparents in the Potato Head family? (Not kidding.) They are Yamma and Yampa. Yamma wears pearls and Yampa has a gray mustache. They both wear glasses.
The puzzle had some tough parts. Who the hell is PHIL IVEY? I’m supposed to know he’s the “Winner of 10 World Series of Poker bracelets?” Seriously? And they get bracelets? Who’s running poker — Taylor Swift? Andrew suggested PHIL IVEY should be clued with “Penn.”
17D: “Nirvana achiever?” The answer is ARHAT. WTF?
55D: “Songwriter Barry who once had six consecutive #1 hits.” Remember the Bee Gees? — Barry GIBB. Maybe he made it into the puzzle for his song Words?
Hey, do you know how God created the universe? In the beginning there was just one huge void. Then there was another void. And another. And one void led to the next.
The Wellington Files 